Crash is Jose's puppet. He is insanely epic and is INDESTRUCTABLE! He can handle anything. Unless Jose's all out of Peanut Butter.
- After Azriel moved to a new school and accidentally left him behind, Jose now owns him.
- He is the inventor of the cure to Absolutely Nothing.
- Car Crash (First Appearence)
- Diamonds in the Rough
- The Day That the Peanut Butter ran out (comic version)